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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fake noodle?","punchline":"An impasta.","id":203}
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Greater Saskatoon Catholic Schools (GSCS) is Saskatchewan's largest Catholic school division and the third largest school system in the province.
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